Be wary when you walk by the tennis courts near Jefferson Coliseo

Near the tennis courts, two people wearing masks and brandishing Wilson Pro Staffs approached me. Since they had the advantage, I handed over my diamond studded iPhone and leather wallet with my cedula and $50 in it. I considered putting up a fight, but I was no match for them and decided I didn’t have the balls anyway. They are part of a larger racket around Cuenca so if you should see one with coral blue eyes, soft wavy brown hair, an aquiline nose, broad shoulders, well-developed biceps, and a square jawline, (I wasn’t paying attention to the other) please report them to the local police so I can serve them with papers and take them to court.


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City: Cuenca

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